When I was a young boy, I had this pretend-dream that Macaulay Culkin and the girl from that movie “My Girl” came to my house to visit and hang out with me. They thought I was really cool and we had a great time all day. We rehearsed scenes from a new movie that we were working on. I was an awesome young actor. The girl told me that I was really cute. I thought she was really cute too. We really had a crush on each other. I told Macaulay that he did a really good job in that scene where he died from those bee stings. It was such a cool day. I rehearsed the whole thing on the stairs of my house by the front door…the doorbell never rang…they never came. It’s funny the things you dream when you’re a little kid. Grown-up dreams are not that different.

-sleepless in Indy