Sick Of Hearing About It!
I get more and more T-O hearing about certain subjects about things that everyone (Hollywood) feels are very important on a global scale. I am too afraid to say exactly what I am sick of hearing about. It is the “sacred calf” right now and saying anything negative about it would constitute complete career collapse and utter annihilation. I am too big of a sissy to touch it, but I would sure love to. I don’t care at all about it, and I don’t believe it exists anyway. I got way more shallow fish to fry. I guess what I am saying is that I don’t care. How selfish am I? Probably the most self-centered blind fool that ever walked the earth. My only claim to fame is that I have not jumped on the band wagon with the rest of ya. Now, some of you might say, “if the ship is burning and you deny it and stay on board, you are an idiot”. True, but let me tell you what, I am going to throw the biggest party for “1″ that you have ever seen. While everyone is safe and sound in the life-boats, I will be rummaging through all of their personal items and helping myself to one more steak dinner. Maybe I can even talk the chef into staying behind with me. We could muster up some of the left over aged spirits in the ship’s cellar, and dance ourselves silly as she goes down.
Now, you think I am an extremely greedy and fallen human. I don’t deny that, but while your shivering in the Atlantic, You’ll hear the music sounding, the last remaining flares firing, and a new all time low for humanity. Just cause I’m sick of hearing about it!
-Burning Hair-spray in Indy
July 26th, 2007 at 11:50 am
ummm….what?
July 26th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
It’s a great deep mystery Sarah!
July 26th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Wait a second…. I’m not quite following this. So you’re too big a sissy to say what it is you’re sick of hearing about…but you’re not too big a sissy to stay behind on the burning ship so that everyone else can watch you party hard while the ship goes down? And does this blog entry really qualify as “going down with the ship?” I mean, if you won’t say what you’re sick of hearing about, doesn’t that just make you like one of the guys who keeps his mouth shut and gets on the lifeboat anyway so that he won’t die (or suffer "complete career collapse")? Listen, if you’re so worried about your career that you won’t stand up for what you believe or think (even on your own blog), then you ARE Hollywood. Saying nothing for fear of ridicule IS getting on the bandwagon. It’s like all those countries saying, “well, we don’t like terrorism either, but we don’t want to join you in fighting it.” If they’re not with us, they’re against us. Anyway, I’ll tell ya…I’m sick of hearing about global warming, too (though, mostly, I’m just sick of hearing Al Gore’s annoying voice saying things that aren’t true and spewing lifestyle advice that’s inconsistent with the way he lives his own life). If you’re interested in the "cooler" side of this “hot” issue, you should check out Chris Horner’s book, The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming. Chris is one of my clients, and his book has been on the NYTimes bestseller list for 21 weeks now. That’s almost half a year as a bestseller. With all that support for the book, it seems to me there are plenty of people going down with the burning ship.
July 26th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
I’m sick of hearing about Lindsay Lohan. There, I said it.