If I sell enough albums I am going to buy a Porsche 911 turbo so that I can drive it fast! Not just because I will look cool…I mean I will look cool…but the reason I will get one is because I’ve always wanted to be a race car driver and look cool.
-yeah
Hey Anne,
It’s your cousin, Rick. Just wanted to drop you a line and say…Looks like I do know your name!!! Who’s laughing now? You rock. Don’t give me any attitude. I love you and think you are awesome. Thanks for listening to my music and liking it. You are now famous because I put you on Rick Stump’s blog. Everyone will be talking about it at school next year. (J/K) I could tell when I saw you at the show the other night that you are really cool and unique. You got a calculated yet reserved way about you. (You’re like the girl version of James Bond) I bet you have a clever sense of humor. What is your favorite song? Let me know or I will give you a Wet Willy and put mud in your bed.
-I’M AN ANNE FAN!
I get more and more T-O hearing about certain subjects about things that everyone (Hollywood) feels are very important on a global scale. I am too afraid to say exactly what I am sick of hearing about. It is the “sacred calf” right now and saying anything negative about it would constitute complete career collapse and utter annihilation. I am too big of a sissy to touch it, but I would sure love to. I don’t care at all about it, and I don’t believe it exists anyway. I got way more shallow fish to fry. I guess what I am saying is that I don’t care. How selfish am I? Probably the most self-centered blind fool that ever walked the earth. My only claim to fame is that I have not jumped on the band wagon with the rest of ya. Now, some of you might say, “if the ship is burning and you deny it and stay on board, you are an idiot”. True, but let me tell you what, I am going to throw the biggest party for “1″ that you have ever seen. While everyone is safe and sound in the life-boats, I will be rummaging through all of their personal items and helping myself to one more steak dinner. Maybe I can even talk the chef into staying behind with me. We could muster up some of the left over aged spirits in the ship’s cellar, and dance ourselves silly as she goes down.
Now, you think I am an extremely greedy and fallen human. I don’t deny that, but while your shivering in the Atlantic, You’ll hear the music sounding, the last remaining flares firing, and a new all time low for humanity. Just cause I’m sick of hearing about it!
-Burning Hair-spray in Indy
