Had no idea you were a songwriter.  I can’t wait until the next family shindig so that we can write some music.  Maybe we can perform a song for the whole family…no wait, for all of Shelby County.  You rock!  For anyone who is curious.  I have a really cool cousin named Anne, who is going to be famous someday.

-Love Cousin Rick

Rick Stump and The Flying Toasters live at Shelbyville, IN.  Follow State Road 9 south off I-74

This entry that I wrote was removed because it was too religious sounding and offended me!

I over-use the exclamation point!!!

I was thinking back on some of the deep thoughts that have influenced me over the years and I came across this little tid bit of wisdom:

” Models help people…they make people feel good about themselves…”

(Zoolander)

I think this can help you tonight, just like it has helped me!

A new life has graced the world with his presence.  He is handsome and walks (not yet, FOS) with dignity and power.  The throne is secure for one more generation.  May abundance and conquest follow him.  May his enemies be thrust to the ground and kneel before him in service.  May his offspring be plentiful and may he dwell and rule in the land for many years…LONG LIVE THE KING